Dance or Die
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
-Hunter S. Thompson
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floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai, via felixgriffey)

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send me a fruit c:

zonation:

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi- You’re pretty

Rasberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(via kingxbee)

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via glassbonespaperskin)

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I’m not mad about not going to the store. I’m mad cause I ever really get to do anything other than watch my baby sister. Now, everyone wants a lazy day and all I want is to go to the store because it feels like the first time in forever that I don’t have to do anything. So, I’m just gonna stream the lego movie on my tv and drink coffee. 

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Also, someone declared me to be their real life Vriska

like human canon. 

He said I look kinda like her and I kinda act like her sometimes. 

Soooo….I’ll guess I’ll just cosplay her soon maybe? ;)